Companies
- Skymall
- Ikea
- SCR
- NPR
- All Temperature
- Kelloggs
- Amazon
- Wallgreens
- Blockbuster (deceased)
- Kmart
- Pink Berry
- Wild Berry
- McDonald's
- Five Guys
- Douche's Donuts
- Burger King
- Crab Shack
- Dave's BBQ
- Starbucks
- Wendy's
- KFC
- The Gap
- Walgreens
- The Sugar Company
Families
- The Bellmont Clan
- Pajama Family
Gangs
- The Bat Boys
- Yakuza
- United Nations of Punk Kids
- Yule Lads
Sports Teams
Bands
- Cold Peach Roosevelt
- Ebola Apple Obama
- Polio Pineapple Bush (who were named after the deadly plant of the same name)
- The Black Eyed Peas
- The Mayan Robot Experience
Public Services
Evil Factions
- Mayan Robots
- New Orleans Marching Bands
- Army of Stray Dogs from the Moon
- Asian Tween Girls
- Greeny Greg and the Ruin Your Fun Coalition
Government Departments
- Nasa
Elf Land Organisations
- High Elf Council
Lesser Societies
- Molemen
- Homeless People