Companies[]
- SkyMall
- Ikea
- SCR
- NPR
- All Temperature
- Kelloggs
- Amazon
- Wallgreens
- Blockbuster (deceased)
- Kmart
- Pink Berry
- Wild Berry
- McDonald's
- Five Guys
- Douche's Donuts
- Burger King
- Crab Shack
- Dave's BBQ
- Starbucks
- Wendy's
- KFC
- The Gap
- Walgreens
- The Sugar Company
- Buffalo Wild Wings
Gangs[]
- The Bat Boys
- Yakuza
- United Nations of Punk Kids
- Yule Lads
Sports Teams[]
Bands[]
- Cold Peach Roosevelt
- Ebola Apple Obama
- Polio Pineapple Bush (who were named after the deadly plant of the same name)
- The Black Eyed Peas
- The Mayan Robot Experience (not to be confused with the theme park)
Public Services[]
Evil Factions[]
- Mayan Robots
- New Orleans Marching Bands
- Army of Stray Dogs from the Moon
- Asian Tween Girls
- Greeny Greg and the Ruin Your Fun Coalition
- The Bees
Government Departments[]
- Nasa
Elf Land Organisations[]
- High Elf Council
Lesser Societies[]
- Molemen
- Homeless People