Mike Diamond boasts the title of "Smell Good Plumber". Mike runs his plumbing company with his mother, Goldy Diamond and is in persistent competition against Bubba the Buttcrack Plumber and Bubba's cousin, José.
José often expresses his desire to join Mike Diamonds' team; Bubba adamantly refuses to honour his wishes.
First mentioned: Episode 43
- José has recently returned from military service
- Goldy's vagina smells amazing
- Mike, Bubba, José and Jacoby Jones once parachuted out of Goldy's vagina into a Superbowl stadium