McDonald's is a popular fast food company that is constantly on fire. Due to the high concentration of fat within their food and general environment, McDonald's is in a eternally state of combustion. Many deaths have been caused by the establishment due to people lighting cigarettes upon leaving the building and subsequently exploding. As an active response to the situation, McDonald's began recycling the human remains that surround their building and reconstituting flesh and bone into hash browns.

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