Master Kush Spice is a man of Asian-American descent. He is 1053 years old (he eats yogurt) and teaches karate. He once dealt drugs that he named after himself (this was during an awkward phase he had). He trained Florida Man to be a super hero.
He owns a pet baby panda that is vicious. He trains many of Florida Man's enemies, and now hates Florida Man.
- Karate master
- Immortality (see Yogurt)
- Runs the Scar City Yakuza