Jesse Cox and Crendor's Advice Book Edit

Chapter 1 Edit

So you've been born Edit

Welcome to the world asshole, get used to being called that 'cause that's what you are, you're a pooping eating asshole and you're parents have to love you because you came out of one of them and you came from the other. Yeah, until you're 18. Yeah and then they can kick your ass out if they want to but they love you so they won't, so take 'em for all their worth yah little asshole. Unless they're assholes. In which case you were born to the right family.

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