James K Polk is a former president of the United States who is now residing Chuck Norris's body. He is well known for being the only "P" president.

Polk's presidency was highly controversial, he is known for: being an instrument of the slave power, losing a war he started against Mexico, and allowing hipsters to flourish in modern day society. Sources have stated that, "he will Polk (poke) you" and "He is no Lincoln"

During the end of his presidential campaign, Polk and his colleagues wrote and directed the famous television series, Walker Texas Ranger. By the end of production, Polk and his cabinet members had passed away and their spirits took up residence in Chuck Norris's body.

First introduced: Episode 74