A player for the Scar City Butterflies. During a game in which Jones's legs both scored a goal, it was revealed that he was a group of midgets in a trench coat.
"Just a bruise, when you get somethin' like that there's just a little soreness that you need to get out, I'm ready to roll though" -- Jacoby Jones (after an injury)
"The man's a machine" -- Jesse Cox
First introduced: Cox N' Crendor in the Morning Episode 1