Synopsis[]
Originally aired: 21/01/2013
There was no Monday episode because THE YAKUZA GOT JESSE.
Not really, but Jesse does tell the story about how he got his long package. Pig anus calamari, day old pizza and college porn stories also await.
iTunes description[]
Today, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor in the morning!
Show Segments[]
Traffic:[]
- It's a Friday show everybody's going down town for Friday" -- The Replacement Guy
Weather:[]
- Zeblaki*, Russia
- Napoleon met his end in Zeblaki after being unable to pronounce Pawlish Sesij
Sports:[]
- Hockey returns this week
Big News Story of the Day:[]
- Subway Foot-longs Coming Up Short
- Shit My Guy Says
Trivia[]
- First introduction of the Glowing Katana, Blacksmith Marcus and the Yakuza
- This episode was sponsored by Pretzelstm
*it is unclear whether or not Zeblaki is a real location in Russia