Cave Johnson is the head mailman in Scar City. Though often perceived as mysterious and shady, Cave Johnson delivers his brand of justice within 7-14 business days, and 2-3 if you're a prime member.
At first, Guy Hero and Cave Johnson disputed greatly as to how justice should be delivered (i.e. Should Sundays be included, is sushi a viable form of torture). Eventually they accepted each other's brand of justice in an event that most certainly changed the future of Scar City: The Coin Toss of the Millennium.
Cave Johnson is most noted in defeating Malerio Menga and bringing his evil reign to an end then personally delivering him to Hell.
- Travelling between planes of existence
- No mail will arrive late
- Bringing justice to America
- Postman hat
- Postman van
"I'll deliver you to Hell!"