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Black Friday is a day of America, the true 4th of July. It is a day when materialistic goods go on sale and where we can save our hard-earned money by going out and buying things to support the country... of China, because that's what produces all of these high quality, excellent goods that we spend our hard-earned money on and that, is the American Way. Where you go with your fellow Americans to Walmart and punch them in the face and trample them over to get those deals, because that's what matters in this country, not people, not feelings, not working your job to support your family but materialistic goods.

"I would punch a mother of three to get one of those (raincoats),"
-Jesse Cox

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